2022 won't be just another year, because they are not two little ducks, they are two little biceps! That's why this year is going to be the most epic year in history, THE YEAR OF THE ARMPIT! Because armpits are... incredible, epic, great! How could we not dedicate a whole year to them?
Your father's armpit was always there 💪 And we know the admiration you have for it. He taught you how to ride a bike, he stood in the rain waiting for you to score a goal, he helped you climb down a tree... And you never drew him a picture as a kid.
Armpits painted in hieroglyphics, carved in stone, holding Alexandrian ceilings... yes, art is full of epic armpits.
Starmpit Wars, The Lord of the Armpits, Beauty and the Armpit, Gladiarmpit, Singing in the Armpit… There is a never-ending armpit film collection!
How easy it is to find songs with the words "love", "hips" or "butts", but a real number one hit has "armpit" in its verses.
Armpitus Oldspiceus, Armpitus Wetus, Armpitius Drylis, Armpits Musculosus... The Biodiversity of the armpit is really fascinating!!!
You've shared summers and thousands of epic anecdotes next to your armpit 💪☀️... Surfing waves 🌊, lifting paella pans 🥘, burning yourselves on the beach, swimming next to amazing white sharks, exploring the depths of the sea 🥽 and building indestructible sand armpit castles!
Waking up on a normal day is hard. Doing it after vacations is harder than climbing an Eight-thousander blowing balloons. That's why we want to create the most epic alarm in history.
If after beating down 2 fasting vampires 🧛♂️🧛♀️, 3 hipster lycanthropes 🐺🐺🐺🐺, 2 mummies with arthritis and a zombie that was possibly a cranky old man but you didn't know it... and you arrive home to find out your OLD SPICE is completely empty????!!!!!... Man, man, that's real terror!!!!!
One soccer legend was famous for his hand, another for his head, another for his heart? who would you say could be " The soccer armpit"? Coaches do not count 😉 ⚽️
Christmas balls, garlands, angels.... WHAT'S THAT?! To close out this epic Year of the Armpit, we cannot end without giving it the closing it deserves on your Christmas tree.
HERE IS YOUR SUMMER HYMN, THE ARMPIT HIT CREATED BY OUR FOLLOWERS!!! It's time to shake your armpits, sing it loud and play it at every single time: in your tiktoks choreographies, washing your armpit in the shower, in the soccer match celebrating a goal with your armpits, when you raise your hand to ask for the bill, in that supine moment when you show everyone the 20 muscles that your armpit has. No matter where it is, let's make #TheArmpitHit the most epic armpit anthem!
